Thursday, July 14, 2011

Episode 18: Lokocast

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Nude scene girl mentioned Here

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Episode 17: Mayhem A Podcast

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Episode 16: Cupcake Cast (you will die before I will die, please don't shoot me)

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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Episode 15: Up Your Ass Ick-Sick

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Episode 14: Volts X Current

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Bad Facebook

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Podcast Alley

Mayhem needs your help. Whenever we are on podcast alley we get a ton of new listeners, and we want a ton of new listeners. We have a lot of big opportunities coming up and the bigger our numbers are, the easier it is for us to get into big events and do dumb shit like this last weekend. (Be very fucking excited for the HOURS of video and audio content we have coming)

We need you to do one simple thing. Vote for us on podcastalley. It's not as easy as it should be, but follow these instructions and you'll make mayhem even better FOR FREE.

1. Click this tasty link

2. Click vote

3. A little forum is going to pop up where you only have to enter your email address. I ASSURE YOU, THEY DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS OR SPAM YOU. They make their money off of ads, not selling your email.

4. The most important step. They're going to send you an email to the address you submitted. YOU HAVE TO CLICK THE LINK THEY SEND YOU OR YOUR VOTE DOES NOT COUNT. Also, because podcast alley is run by frankenstein, it may take some time for the email to show up. I KNOW THIS IS GAYER THEN IF YOU GOT AIDS AT A RECYCLING PLANT HOLDING A DAVE MATTHEWS BAND CONCERT, BUT I CAN'T CHANGE IT. Check your email right away, and hour later, and the next day. Also, be sure to check your spam folder if you don't see it.

CLICK THE LINK, MISSION COMPLETE.

As an added bonus, if you send me a screenshot of the vote confirmation email (with all your person info and shit blurred out, sick bro) from podcastalley, I WILL SEND YOU THE DELICIOUS LOST EPISODES!

This is currently the only way to listen to the madness drunk casts where I got so shit housed, they couldn't go on itunes.

You know the mission, you know the reward, go out and get busy. alsoimpregnatejacqui.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Episode 13: Back to the Future, All this Milk

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Episode 12: In My Vagina, That Is

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Manly movie list, feel free to comment with suggestions;





(full movie:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMgp97cODCA)

Episode 9: With Your Tongue

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Episode 8: Revenge, I'll Help You

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Episode 7: Were They Pooping?

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I'm not sure if it was clear, but Rob is Micah's pianist. Also,

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Episode 6: Credentials

Episode 6: Credentials

Legendary line up. First 15 are kind of slow, but it gets great after that. If any audio sounds backwards, it's on purpose

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

 http://blip.tv/file/4798845

This week is Cujo, Erin, and Sean. We talk about dry handjobs, condoms, ; and other strange stories. Hilarious show.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Episode 4: Robert

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CJ and Caleb are in the studio. We tell some epic summer time DeKalb stories and spice in some insanity, enjoy.

Passed out outside Chipotle  



Old alleged roofy-er 

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Episode 3: Courtney

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Dubstep Fabio




Adam Sandler on thanksgiving

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Episode 2: You Want to get Drunk Spider?

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At around 40:30 we stop and unprofessionally talk about something off mic. Micah was showing us a tiny microphone that he has, that we could have very easily attached to cj's penis




Rachel Wilkins, the secret masturbator, is someone I live with who may or may not masturbate.

Haha the random audio break was due to something I said that had to be cut out.




























This is exactly what our audio engineer looks like.





The grenade cabin/smokehouse is the name of a group of tenants in cj's apartment complex

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Episode 1: Bending the Knees Back

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Rules of Beer Ball as noted by Fidel Reardon and Caleb Ebert

Beer ball is the sport of men. Created by men on a mountain long ago in order to deem who was worthy to ask the gods the single question they would answer each year. Today, we play in order to measure our dicks in public.
Beer ball is similar to the pansy game of beer pong (or water pong, as it is normally played now) as there are two team members next to each other on either side of a rectangular table. In front of each player is placed an upside down, unopened beer can. Whoever goes first (see the house rules for who goes first) throws a single beer pong ball at either of his opponents beer cans. Should he succeed in hitting either of the cans, he may flip his beer over, open it, and begin drinking his beer until the person whose beer was struck places the ball back on their side of the table and says “stop” or “done” or “rape is a joke”. The partner of the person whose beer was struck may corral the ball and pass it to his partner, but the person whose can was struck must be the one to place the ball on the table. Control of the ball must be maintained as “rape is a joke” is said. As soon as that condition is met, the person who threw the ball initially must stop in whatever process of opening or drinking they are in, and place the can back on the table. Turns alternate after each throw. The winner is the vagina dipping god who is on the team who finishes both of their beers first

Should the ball strike both cans, the person whose can was struck first is responsible for returning the ball. However, the person who was lucky enough to strike both cans may throw again

Should someone spill beer for any reason other than the opposing team spilling their your beer directly, than you must start a new beer. You may guard your beer with your hands, but actually touching it is strictly forbidden. No Exceptions.
Should any opponent touch the ball before it is impossible for your throw to strike a can, you are granted a re-throw. Rape accordingly.

In criminal law, rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse, by one person against another person without that person's consent.

According to the American Medical Association (1995), sexual violence, and rape in particular, is considered the most under-reported violent crime. The rate of reporting, prosecution and convictions for rape varies considerably in different jurisdictions. The U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999) estimated that 91% of U.S. rape victims are female and 9% are male, with 99% of the offenders being male. In one survey of women, only two percent of respondents who stated they were sexually assaulted said that the assault was perpetrated by a stranger. Several studies argue that male-male and female-female prison rape are quite common and may be the least reported form of rape.

Rape is candy -Thoreau

When part of a widespread and systematic practice, rape and sexual slavery are recognized as crimes against humanity and war crimes. Rape is also recognized as an element of the crime of genocide when committed with the intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a targeted ethnic group.

No matter how many surfaces the ball has bounced off of, after a ball is thrown, it is in play until the opponent has grabbed it. However, as soon as it touches any surfaces after it has been thrown, it is eligible to be blocked.

You puke you lose, no time outs, going to the bathroom is a loss.




Friday, January 21, 2011

First show, live on stickam tonigh

We might be able to have the audio streaming though the mixer, but you will be able to hear us and chat with us at our stickam,  http://www.stickam.com/mayhemapodcast